What's A Five Letter Word With The Third Letter R?

March is a 5 letter word with the 3rd letter being an "R".

i dunno

Party

Farts

Hey how about thee:

merry marry marsh.

Arrgh! Scram ye wormy jerks!

There is five of them for you. (The one at the beginning of this line is the fifth one.)

And don't forget the one to go with the season Merry!