Have you ever swore?

Never in my g#$ d%&# life.

I almost swore once. I was called up for jury duty but just as I was about to put my hand on the Bible and swear that I would do my duty impartially, the #@!!& defence attorney decided that I was a mean-looking old b^%#*d and had me thrown out.

Hell no.

Sweet Jesus I swear that I love you, no matter what the chariot says.
I'm biased and by this I'll judge you on weakness wrapped up in my own innocence
And I think that's fine.

As was posted by a friend on Facebook the other day...

"If you aren't swearing when you drive, you aren't paying close enough attention."

I would like to add to that "or you are the problem." 

Frequently :P

Every dam day.

I know it's misspelled.

Y e a h...I'm guilty! I put most men to shame!

Of course!