Do you know any good puns?

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Do you know any good puns?

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Answer 1

Rooster Cogburn , Rooster Cogburn, answered

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Answer 2

Didge Doo answered

They stopped sacrificing Christians in the arena in Rome because the lions were eating all the prophets.

Answer 3

I used to love when people asked me to make a good joke. Afterall, seven days without puns makes one weak. Now, it seems like noone likes corny humor anymore. Also, my favorite ones never seem to be good enough. For example, I had a really great joke about pizza but I'm afraid it's just too cheesy for this audience. Even all the good science jokes argon! I used to be able to make fun of the disabled, such as blind people. However, today's society doesn't see the point. Even PMS jokes aren't funny anymore, period! What has society become?

Answer 4

I once told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

I started a book about anti-gravity, and it's so good I can't put it down!

I thought about a sodium joke, but then said Na....

Some roasts:

I was going to give you a nasty look, but you already have one.

Shhhhh.... Hear that? That's the sound of nobody caring.

Your teeth are so bright, like the yellow in campfire coals.

Answer 5

Firstname Refreshme lastname answered

The doctor diagnosed me with both ADHA and an Obessive Compulsive disorder but luckily I forget to wash my hands, about 150 times a day. :)