Can You Tell Me The Rest Of This Saying?...I See Said The Blind Man To The Def Mute...

"One bright day, in the middle of the night. Two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys. And if you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blindman, he saw it too."

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife sitting at the corner of their round table yelling at the mute dog barking loudly at the dead cat crossing the road as his crippled son ran up the stairs into the basement to check on his healthy cancer patient while whistling the African ethnic tune Yankee Doodle Dandy and clapping along with one hand.

You lot are on crack.

I see said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw.

I see said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw, and then headed out to see.

As the lame man walked by.

I see said the blind-mute to the deaf man.

I see said the blind man; though he couldn't see at all;

You're a liar, said the dummy;

And the man with no legs; got up, and walked away.

JAH.

I see said the blind man to his deaf dog, while reading the newspaper.

spaghet

There's various versions of this saying, but the one I prefer goes:

"I see," said the blind man.
"I hear what you say," said the deaf mute.

I see said the blind man, over the phone, to his deaf wife, as he picked up his hammer,
and,
...and,
...AND,
...AND!!!,
died

This is how I heard it,, but I think there is more..

I see said the blind man to  his deaf son as he was sticking his wooden leg out the window to see if it was raining.