My child has a fancy dress competition at school. The theme is 'transport cafe', what could they go as?

Erm.. I looked up "transport cafe" in the dictionary, and the definition I found suggested it was the equivalent of a truck stop!

Is this really the theme for your kid's school fancy dress competition? Or have I got the wrong end of the stick?

Either way, here are some suggestions based around the idea of a Transport Cafe.

Truck driver

A trucker cap, flannel shirt and blue jeans should do.

Truck stop food

Hey, truck stops are known for their food, right?

'50s diner waitress look...

Obviously this won't work well if you have a little boy.