Never in my g#$ d%&# life.
I almost swore once. I was called up for jury duty but just as I was about to put my hand on the Bible and swear that I would do my duty impartially, the #@!!& defence attorney decided that I was a mean-looking old b^%#*d and had me thrown out.
Sweet Jesus I swear that I love you, no matter what the chariot says.
I'm biased and by this I'll judge you on weakness wrapped up in my own innocence
And I think that's fine.
As was posted by a friend on Facebook the other day...
"If you aren't swearing when you drive, you aren't paying close enough attention."
I would like to add to that "or you are the problem."
Every dam day.
I know it's misspelled.
Y e a h...I'm guilty! I put most men to shame!
Depends on my mood, who I'm with, where I am and who's around me.