Does anyone know the mathematical formula for the amount of wood that a woodchuck could chuck if it was capable of doing so?

The velocity [v=f'(w)] and acceleration [a=dv/dw; or a= f"(w)]
with respect to the woodchuck and the chucking.

Hippy's formula looks good but he's failed to mention two variables: 'g' and 'i'.

G is the gender of the woodchuck and 'i' is the ire factor.

If a female woodchuck found her mate ogling the woodchick next door her 'i' factor would go through the roof and she would be capable of chucking much more wood than she could if she remained calm. And, let's face it, no male woodchuck can equal the anger of a female woodchuck.

Even the French are aware of this and their classic warning should be tattooed across the foreheads of all male woodchucks before they reach puberty and go in search of wild woodchicks:  "Cherchez la marmotte d'Amérique!"

Ask siri 'how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chick wood?'