Hippy's formula looks good but he's failed to mention two variables: 'g' and 'i'.
G is the gender of the woodchuck and 'i' is the ire factor.
If a female woodchuck found her mate ogling the woodchick next door her 'i' factor would go through the roof and she would be capable of chucking much more wood than she could if she remained calm. And, let's face it, no male woodchuck can equal the anger of a female woodchuck.
Even the French are aware of this and their classic warning should be tattooed across the foreheads of all male woodchucks before they reach puberty and go in search of wild woodchicks: "Cherchez la marmotte d'Amérique!"
Ask siri 'how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chick wood?'
How much would a wood chuck could chuck if it could chuck would, would depend on many factors:
E: How much energy the wood chuck has to chuck wood.
F: How much force the body part being used to chuck the wood has.
W: The weight of the wood.
A: Amount of wood it can chuck in a certain amount of time.
I think E would probably be the most important factor.
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