Are you the smartest person you know?

Probably.

"I have nothing to declare but my genius."

(And a bit of luck with a good memory).

Not by any means ! We all have certain areas that we are knowledgeable about but I know I'm not that smart with some other things. No, I know a few things but I know people that could easily bury me with their knowledge.

Not by the longest stretch of the imagination.

Not by far.

I bow to such mental prowess of "The Z", Charles, Caltex and many more.

I am one of the LEAST smartest people I know.

Everyday is a rush to see how much more I can learn.

In Real Life yeah definetely

I contemplate going to sleep forever to get away from the Idgits

Heck no! I am not the dumbest either.

Occasionally (aren't we all?)

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quick or prompt in action, as persons.

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having or showing quick intelligence or ready mental capability:

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shrewd or sharp, as a person in dealing with others or as in businessdealings:

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clever, witty, or readily effective, as a speaker, speech, rejoinder, etc.

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dashingly or impressively neat or trim in appearance, as persons,dress, etc.

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socially elegant; sophisticated or fashionable:

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Well...one of the smartest ;)