If your life was a book, what would today's chapter be called?

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Ancient Hippy answered

Chapter IV, "Sucking Up Dog Hair".

I'll be cleaning the house today and I'll be sucking up enough dog hair to make a complete dog toupée .

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Jann Nikka
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Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
My dog has short hair but it really accumulates in corners on the carpet and especially on the hard floors.
Cindy Lou
Cindy Lou commented
H-Dude...go to the store and get Swifter dry mop with the changeable cleaning sheets that you buy separate in an oblong box . It's the shape of a rectangle (the base of the dry mop) and you use the DRY sheets .(there's also WET sheets for tile and ceramic floors for kitchen that are absolutely amazing but use dry for wood floor -use the same mop for dry and wet sheets. You will think you've died and gone to nirvana cleaning pet fur this way. Then buy the Swifter dusters with the hand held extended for your furniture-I O.....M....G....you will save hours of dusting using these products.
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Jaimie JT answered

It's the why did I have that forth margarita last night , will I ever walk again and where the hell is my purse chapter.

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Rooster Cogburn , Rooster Cogburn, answered

Reading a book and going back to sleep ! Yawn !

Tom Jackson Profile
Tom Jackson answered

"Oh crap."

I had one of those dreams that wear one out.

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