What is a lot harder than it needs to be?

Ripping a piece of Saran Wrap out of the box in a straight line....that's hard for me :/  I think it should come pre cut.

Life

Living in this country as an African-American and not getting a cap popped in your butt.

Opening a package, unless you're a criminal. 

Getting the truth from tobacco industry. 

Understanding women. They should come with a users manual.

Childbirth!

A foetus spends months in the womb, growing little bits of this and little bits of that until it finally looks something like a miniature human being, then when it suits him, he decides to come out.

Does he check with Mum first? Oh, no! He doesn't care where she is or what she's doing but, bull-at-a-gate, he says, "Get out of my way. I'm coming through." And he does, without the slightest consideration for the pain of his passage. And what's the first thing he does when he sees the light of day? He cries! Then he eats.

Honestly, I don't know why women bother to put up with such an inconvenience.

Now if God had been a woman instead of a crusty old man, he'd have spent a lot more time thinking about the design. Wouldn't it have been better if women were born with Velcro flaps, or zippers on their wombs? When junior is ready to be born he just tugs on a signal cord, Mum opens the flap, and out he comes.

It just doesn't have to be this hard.

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(I just ran that by Mrs Didge and she pointed out that Velcro and zippers didn't exist back then. Hey! It's God we're talking about, Couldn't he have invented them?)

Getting through the "horra-days."

Get it? The holidays... Horra  (horrible or horrific or horror) days!

Love

Removing the lid from a jar of pickles. Sometimes it's like I need a jackhammer to get it off.

Getting rid of an old TV. No thrift shops would take it, garbage won't take it, can't put it in a dumpster...there's a reason why people abandon them on the side of the road!