Although I don't think its the best solution to your problems as hiding always helps to not only prolong a solution but also spark the problem and the stress its causing you, wagging school gets harder and harder these days. IF you can't get away with the cough cough I'm sick, then maybe drastics are needed I wouldn't know my self how to conduct such drastics and I do not think they are necessarily good- a person purposely making themselves sick to get of school is a major alert sign for problems. Maybe you should be seeing something about this problem as that would be the better solution.
Could you suggest to your parents that you find another school and start afresh? Wagging school isn't really much of an answer to your problems. If your going to try to go to university, its not going to look good for you if they see you wagged schools heaps. Bullies are wankers and I can't believe that a blind eye is turned to it in many many many schools.
These are all dumb answers. GOSH!! You should say ... I was absent this day as for family reasons.
If you catch da bus in the mornings sai the bus was takin 4eva so you catchd a different bus nd you missd your stop nd wasnt sure wer you got off nd afta a long time you finally no wer you wer
Say you got lost#