Do you wanna play a game? :) Give me a funny sentence or story containing these four words... Unicorn, Juicy, Batman, and Lollipop.

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Do you wanna play a game? :) Give me a funny sentence or story containing these four words... Unicorn, Juicy, Batman, and Lollipop.

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Answer 1

Woof Woofy answered

Batman ate a juicy unicorn for dinner and a lollipop for dessert.

Answer 2

Once upon a time, there was a magical creature called the Unicorn, it had awoken one morning to find an odd looking figure staring at it from its window. The Unicorn put on its lollipop glasses and trousers, it was then revealed that the Unicorn was in fact a male and that the odd creature outside was indeed a rare majestic batman which had a 5% chance of spawning.

Mr. Unicorn went outside to see what the problem was and had found out that Batman was only staring at him because he wanted Mr. Unicorns big juicy lollipop glasses... Batman had gotten the lollipop and Mr. Unicorn continued on with his day when out of the corner of his eyes he thought he saw a red robin...

Answer 3

The juicy unicorn ate a batman lollipop.

Answer 4

"Holy lollipops, Batman!" exclaimed Robin, the boy wonder, "did I just see you eat a unicorn?"

"You sure did, li'l buddy," said Batman, wiping his mouth. "They're juicy."

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The best of these I ever saw was about a creative writing teacher who asked the class to write the shortest story they could manage but it had to include religion, sex and mystery. The winning entry said, "God! I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"

Answer 5

Dakota Mackenzie answered

Batman woke up one morning to the sound of his unicorn, Finny. Finny was anxious because a magical raccoon creature wanted to steal the sun, Finny insisted that Batman come outside at once. The hero put on his best sweatpants displaying the word juicy on the butt and grabbed his lollipop wand on the way out the door. Just another typical Saturday..