There was a young couple from Florida
Who passion grew steadily torrider
They had planned to sin at a room in the inn
But couldn’t wait and screwed in the corrider
A mathematician named Hall...
Ah, no, you wanted a clean one. OK, here's one for all the animal lovers.
A lady from Boston, Mass,
Had an adorable ass;
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think:
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.